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let the blood flow [20 Nov 2004|12:46pm]

[ mood | sleepy ]

i've never been so happy to start my period.

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[19 Oct 2004|03:12pm]

I'm bleeding!
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you're only here so i'm not alone. [14 Jul 2004|07:12pm]

[ mood | immense pain ]

i want to rip my uterus out.

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[12 Jul 2004|12:04pm]

Aunt flow came by for a visit last week. I was a complete ass to a friend I really care about. suuuucks.

post script: gay men DO have PMS!
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[20 Jun 2004|05:55pm]

Aunt Flow... you whore. I know you are coming. Just creep down slowly and leave quickly.
You are responsible for making me cry when I watched Bridget Jones's Diary last night. You are the reason why I am so irate today.

You are the reason why I hate being a girl.
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i'm so popular! [16 Jun 2004|06:20pm]

this saturday not only did my best friend come into town, so did aunt flow.

i felt so loved!

not! /:
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Bunny's homemade tomato soup! [08 May 2004|10:08pm]

Yo yo yo! It's Tjinder here to relate a story from his past.

Times when we be too poor to be buying soup, my ex Bunny be making her own tomato soup. She save up whole week's worth of tampons and be throwing them into pot of boiling water. The shit be working, because we have a huge ass pot of red soup in no time flat!

To thicken up mixture she be putting in some flour, then adding salt, black pepper, cayenne pepper, butter and a bit of lard for flavoring.

It taste so good I not want to go back to store bought stuff again! Bunny not too keen on idea so she save her tampons for me to suck on. Her time of the month was time I look forward to from then on out!
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fucking ew. [04 May 2004|08:20am]

i had a baby on the bathroom rug.

ladies, you know what im talking about.
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Ha! [02 May 2004|01:27am]

[ mood | accomplished ]

So that red bitch showed up Friday night...And we had smoked atleast 3 to 4 bowls and Im like I gotta pee and she got me...Lost and high out of my mind I try to think clearly of what to do...And then it comes to me...Get the tampon in your bag...Never have I been more scared of putting in a tampon...I thought I was gonna hurt myself somehow and I honestly dont know how I did it...She couldnt have come at a worse time...But it didnt ruin the high! It just scared me a bit...

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preparing to hoist the japanese flag [21 Apr 2004|01:06pm]

[ mood | apprehensive ]

My mother gave me one of these: http://www.mooncup.co.uk/ and it looked unholy, but once I started using it I hardly knew Aunt F. was there (although things could get messy when drunk and bouncing off the walls of a toilet cubicle at a club). Unfortunately I lost it somewhere at home - will probably turn up at my party on Saturday, and prove an excellent "conversation piece".

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the bitch tricked me. [18 Apr 2004|09:21pm]

[ mood | angry ]

so i thought aunt flow was gone and what do you know! she wasn't. not that i was at work and i started bleeding all over the place and i had no tampons or pads. i had to use toilet paper /: it was the worst thing ever. fucking whore.

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I am new... and bleeding [18 Apr 2004|02:37pm]

She came today. Bitch.

At first I didn't have any tampons, so a pad it was.
(Note: I hate pads. I feel like my vagina is murky, when I use a pad)
But luckily I hid some tampons away for a leaky day.

I guess I am glad she came today, instead of on prom night.
But this bitch will be around for a week exactly.
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chocolate [15 Apr 2004|10:37pm]

[ mood | :O ]

she got me today at work. no wonder i've been eating chocolate like a madwoman.

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Back off bitch! [12 Apr 2004|02:06am]

[ mood | grumpy ]

She got here yesterday.

I'm gonna make the bitch bleed one of these days.

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[11 Apr 2004|11:58am]

[ mood | crampy ]

Wow! first Valentine's Day and now this?? She's home for the holiday!!!

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[09 Apr 2004|04:58pm]

Thank God she hasn't gotten me this month.
I can feel her presence creeping up on me though. She likes to visit every three weeks, instead of four (dumb bitch). She usually hangs around for a week, which is far longer than I'd like.
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[04 Apr 2004|04:11pm]

[ mood | complacent ]

my community:


we need to become "sister communities"...<3

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my vagina is bleeding. [31 Mar 2004|03:38am]

[ mood | bloody ]

i think im almost done. for the first day i had to use t.p.

you know how that goes.

ah. the smell of success.

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unf! [18 Mar 2004|08:07pm]

[ mood | extreme pain ]

you came today ms. flizzo... oh how i wish you wouldn't have!

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[18 Mar 2004|10:19am]

she has left me.

I'll be seein' her next month.

:) :) :)
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